I just read about a cool feminist comedian who said she'd like to rip the uterus out of some boring Republican congresswoman from Washington. Frederick was having coffee with me and I told him about it. He said, "I thought we'd gotten all the Republicans out of Washington?" If only Fred, if only! I totally agree with the comedian. I mean, real women, we get pregnant three times a year, and have an abortion. Keeps your circulation good. I once had a D and C just because I missed the sound of the vacuum.
If this anti-choice bitch doesn't get her regular abortions, what does she need with a uterus anyway? It reminds me of a line from a favorite movie: "What's blood for, if not for shedding?" My dad is such a troglodyte he thinks I was a person, like, even before I was born. I'm like, "Lepidus, if I was really a person before I was born, then wouldn't the government have made it illegal to abort me?" Totally.
If this anti-choice bitch doesn't get her regular abortions, what does she need with a uterus anyway? It reminds me of a line from a favorite movie: "What's blood for, if not for shedding?" My dad is such a troglodyte he thinks I was a person, like, even before I was born. I'm like, "Lepidus, if I was really a person before I was born, then wouldn't the government have made it illegal to abort me?" Totally.
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